“Red-Pilled Collins”

A new meme character.  When you quit pretending accept the reality that Phil Collins is actually good.

Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country…

But What Your Country Can Do For the State of Israel

Is Anybody There? Does Anybody Care?

Does anybody see what I see?

BREAKING INSIDE SCOOP: HELL IN A HAND BASKET!! **OFFICIAL**

This is here, the breaking and official tell-all story you have not heard until now!

The Rock Cinematic Universe

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." An experienced and accomplished British Intelligence SAS officer is ultimately captured on a mission to recover secret files that the United States has compiled while spying on world leaders, including historical internal files on high ranking political figures. After being imprisoned…Read more The Rock Cinematic Universe

Death Day: George Carlin

"Years ago I began to recede past Jupiter and its moons, out to the Oort clod of trillions of comets, beyond the planet formerly known as Pluto, back home with my fellow atoms. All of which originally came form some star or other, and not necessarily the one we're circling. I believe I am bigger…Read more Death Day: George Carlin

Clinton Campaign Hires Amateur Magician to Win Over Millennials

With this years Democratic primary turning out to be much more of a challenge than the "shoe-in" victory they expected, the Clinton campaign is fortifying their defenses as we enter the final stretch of the season. "There is one demographic we just cannot seem to break," a senior spokesmen for the campaign said.  "The Millennial…Read more Clinton Campaign Hires Amateur Magician to Win Over Millennials

There Is No Such Thing as a 3-D Film

This presentation effect should be re-dubbed SuperDepth or UltraDepth (UD), or something like that.

Ronald Johnson: Whaaaaaat?

Huh? I don't see any thing. Oh wait, NOOOOW I see it. I am not here to play the "did he/did he not" game, but to scoff at the absurd notion that this shitty dash cam footage shows anything remotely recognizable that is not a person, car, tree, building, or lamp.  Burden of proof resides…Read more Ronald Johnson: Whaaaaaat?

Aladdin: Buyer BEWARE!*

WARNING!  To all parents and especially mothers out there!!! (because we all know how worthless dad's are am I right!)  It just came to my attention that the once beloved Disney film Aladdin is actually about Middle Eastern, Islamic 'individuals'.  That is right! The same terrorists we fought and soldiers died to protect us from! …Read more Aladdin: Buyer BEWARE!*